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    the-time-goddess-of-221b:

    smoochlock:

    so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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    i’m fucking crying 

    it says ‘no.’

    it literally says NO.

    oh my god

    youtubebabes:

    desillusional:

    desillusional:

    so i was wearing this today 

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    and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt

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    put my hair down and accessorized

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    BOOM KIM POSSIBLE 

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    OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES

    because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible


    vikkilovely:

    I almost died laughing.

    (Source: bobsgifs)


    ifuckingwonder:

    hiddleshabanera:

    dragoniza:

    ”- Why don’t you smile? 

    -Because I have an ugly smile.

    -That’s impossible, when someone smiles, no matter what form have smile, or if your teeth are large, small, crooked… People just look beautiful when they smile, because we know that they are happy, and that’s what matters.”

    teeth / smiles appreciation Animation

    YOU FORGOT ONE 

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    Shreks teeth whiter than mine

    Hello, old friend. Regram from @biancadeville

    bitterrblood:

    favorite shirt ever

    476 plays Highway Blues Seahaven Reverie Lagoon: Music For Escapism Only

    violentwave:

    Just promise to let me know if you come around
    I won’t be too far from Torrence, California
    I’ll come to you the moment I hear your call



    hallucinists:

    i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

    (Source: gxldslvgs)


    (Source: coalgirls)

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [mrlovenstein] (hidden panel)

    giamarie68:

    sparklefairydust:

    askthegrandhighboob:

    fullofsinfullust:

    zzazu:

    trenzalord:

    geometricdeathtrap:

    pugsies:

    PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

    Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
    and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

    If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
    boiling hot as well.

    Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

    Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
    Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

    Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

    Snopes confirms.

    I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

    • Do not touch it
    • Do not touch it
    • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
    • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
    • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

    I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

    when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

    Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

    there was a bunch of these at disneyland

    i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

    These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

    This shit is bad news

    PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

    Wow, what the actual fuck is wrong with people?


    aneternalscoutandabrownie:

    jamesmdavisson:

    So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

    UPDATE: Now with more Business.

    YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

    ofallthingsali:

    theshoresofcalifornia:

    agreatbigpileoffoliage:

    dunrath:

    cxmplexes:

    dunrath:

    Knuckle Puck - Give Up [x]

    I hate boys at pop punk shows like stop being such fucking cunts we get it you’re angry bc this pop punk song is so hardcore but no sit the fuck down

    5/10 because you successfully made a lot of pop punk kids mad.

    So you’re one of those kids who stands and texts at shows, I see it now…

    the awkward thing about this is that these are the other dudes they were touring with who clearly support the hell out of KP especially since they were filming this part for a music video.  there’s no reason to “sit the fuck down” at a show, if you’re into the song then why not have a good time?  it’s not like they were hurting anybody 

    Clayton’s in the left corner hey homie hey

    hi ali and also hi clayton

    breaking news: my mom fucked me over again


    mochacreamylatte:

    rickyraccoon91:

    In honor of the (bad) HIMYM finale

    Here’s the Scrubs finale (there was no 9th season)

    So I just watched Scrubs finale.